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issue #292 of brennan.day

man.

man starts blog. man's blog different. man writes real truth on blog. man understand all tricks brain plays, all illusions. man shrug nonchalantly at stupid things like stress and emotions and love. man writes Brennan tried and failed to be healer and saviour. man right.

man writes about swede robert birming, his stupid positivity. how does robert not know all positivity is false? man helpfully informs the world of this. man doing service on his blog. man create interesting and subversive black-and-white photography. very different from what you'd find on 2013 hipster tumblr, man promise.

man plays character. man plays free clown and declare number of readers, 500 in case foolish reader was wondering, but man write about this in different, enlightened way. callous cool way. man makes note to write how different this is to other foolish bloggers who keep track of numbers in uncool ego way. man does not care about uptoots on Bubbles.town but also does not request man's blog to be removed.

man not misanthropic, just calls fools subhuman and fleas. man knows religious people all foolishly worship cosmic daddy, lacking wisdom man has to know truth: man knows science is correct. all chemicals and nothing beyond this. safely detached.

man enjoy simple protocol but think people who love simple protocols wrong way stupid. man understand web much better than fools. man has short urls and knows this is superior. man knows inline links are evil propaganda.

man does not concern himself with stupid timewasters like corporations. man smartly spends time going over what other men think of corporations instead. man care a lot about thoughts of markdown man and microblog man in particular. man understand other men, you see. man never writes about women.

man knows all morality is myth. man sees online warriors try to care about stupid things like fascism yet participate in society. man scoffs at online warriors for attempts to make things better. man is doing something different, and worth time and effort. man know if warrior has iphone, then why care about nazis?. man also political victim 😦

man is mysterious in a cool way. anonymous. cannot be pinned down like foolish obedient leashed humans who use labels.

so, what man do when not on blog dedicating time and life to sharing thoughts? man normal guy blowing off steam? man in any silly group chat? or man's day-to-day life more like a "vacancy" hotel sign lit neon? man enjoy warm sunlight and autumn air? man have inside jokes with coworkers? man laugh? man have siblings? man applies scented aftershave each morning? what song man hum to himself? man ever recognized by old schoolmate? man do midnight countdown for new year? man ever avoid walking underneath ladder or opening umbrella inside? man scroll kitten .GIFs when taking shit? man ever get unexpected compliment from stranger on street? what man think about before falling asleep? man ever question? doubt? who wishes man birthday? man's mother make sure he eats well? man says to mom i love you?

hm.

man wonder why nobody reply to man's email. man wonders why everyone deletes man's comments. must be because foolish bloggers only pretend to want connection.

man take time out of his day to write careful, personal email to fellow blogger (and Brennan's friend) Candy:

I saw few your own "complains" about your writing or shit around.
Your website is pure trash, like your expression. And it's good that way. You want probably to fit in and disappear in the herd. This your trash is at least different than most junk online.
You probably think, that if you become "better" at writing or whatever, you get more visibility. Like it matters. If you have one visitor - reader or thousands, what will change? Nothing. You will not get money for that shit, no matter how many "followers" you get. Popularity is fake and if money are not included it's pointless and energy sucking.
Nothing will change in your life if you have thousands of readers, people who will repost, like and praise your writing. It would be just artificially made situation when your body will produce dopamine and other chemicals so you feel "important".
Now your horrible website is at least "remarkable" shitty ;/ and also very hard to read or navigate. If you improve it or delete, nothing will change.

man have no idea why Candy not reply back. man gives wise advice for free. man puzzled.

man starts blog. man's blog different. totally different from other blogs man talks about. man knows length is not depth, that is why man has 13,000 words on his blog now. man spends time well before total oblivion. man will have sharp, smart rebuttal to this post and win. man feels good. man continues.

Publication Information

Title: man.

Author: Brennan Kenneth Brown ORCID

Issue: #292 of brennan.day

License: CC BY-SA 4.0

Date Published:

Full URL: https://brennan.day/man/

Place of Publication: Calgary, Alberta, Canada

Contact: mail@brennanbrown.ca

Cite this issue
  • MLA 9
    Brown, Brennan Kenneth. "man.." brennan.day, 25 Sept. 2026, https://brennan.day/man/.
  • APA 7
    Brown, B. K. (2026, September 25). man.. brennan.day. https://brennan.day/man/
  • Chicago (Notes-Bib)
    Brown, Brennan Kenneth. "man.." brennan.day (blog). September 25, 2026. https://brennan.day/man/.
  • BibTeX
    @online{brennan2026man,
      author = {{Brown, Brennan Kenneth}},
      title = {{man.}},
      year = {2026},
      url = {https://brennan.day/man/},
      urldate = {2026-09-25}
    }

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